The staff meeting

Join us for a virtual TeamZac staff meeting as Chad and Patrick debate options for allocating sales tax revenue in our recently released neighborhood profitability calculator, plus some random musings and (because it's the fall) some college football. Stick around until the end for a special message from Patrick.

0:12 Chad
Greetings and welcome back to ZacCast, the official podcast for local government nerdery. I am Chad, that's Patrick. It is 10:23 AM, and not gonna say it, sorry Pat, I think there's, like, a 49% chance that we have more than zero Oklahoma fans. So I'm just gonna let that one go.
0:36 Patrick
You're so incredibly proud of yourself. You know, uh, to, to be fair, I mean, it was, it was a shellacking of epic proportion. I mean-
0:48 Chad
It was fun. It could've been worse, but it was a fun game. I wish I would've wa- been able to watch it live. We were driving down to Kalahari, which is this, like, indoor water park, amusement park, resort in Round Rock. Kind of like, we have ... Up here, we have Great Wolf Lodge.
1:03 Patrick
Mm-hmm.
1:03 Chad
Kalahari is, like, a little bit more fancy than Great Wolf Lodge, but ... So I didn't get to watch the game. I actually s- watched the first quarter here while I was waiting for you this morning.
1:13 Patrick
I mean, I just can't imagine going to an indoor water park with the number of kids that you have.
1:19 Chad
So we had seven in our group, and yesterday was our anniversary. So that was, like, ex- the perfect way to spend your anniversary is to go to an indoor water park with seven kids, and just, like- At one point, so we're raising very independent children. Um-
1:37 Patrick
Yeah
1:37 Chad
... our, our four-year-old daughter and their almost four-year-old son, the other, you know, group in, in our party, they basically just took off into, like, the little kiddie park, ki- the ki- kiddie pool area, and they were just on their own. And you know, so this is actually kind of funny. Um, so the lifeguards kept asking them things like, you know, "Where are your parents?" Like, "What are you doing?" You know? But they have floaties on. The water's, like, a foot deep. It's just some slides. Like, they're, they're fine.
2:04 Patrick
Yeah.
2:04 Chad
And we're sitting, like, right on the outside, so, like, they can't leave without us seeing them. We're just not, like, hovering over them, right? Like a helicopter parent. Um-
2:14 Patrick
Mm-hmm
2:14 Chad
... and so the lifeguard asks, "Where are your parents? Who are your parents?" And my daughter goes, "I'm not gonna tell you who my parents are." Uh, she's really sassy. And so-
2:23 Patrick
Yeah
2:24 Chad
... so when she's relaying the story to us, my oldest son, who is just 180 degrees different from her, he says, "It's okay. Lifeguards are trusted people." Like... Tim's just, like, a rule follower.
2:40 Patrick
He's not the resident skeptic, huh?
2:41 Chad
No, he's not.
2:42 Patrick
Yeah.
2:42 Chad
He, he does not have that. Like, part of my personality is the distrust of various authority types.
2:48 Patrick
Distrust everybody. Yeah. So, I, I mean, here are, here are two things I have to say about an indoor water park. One, uh, I don't even know if we talked about this, y- you can't smell. So, like, the first thing that bugs me about an indoor water park is just the, just pure chemical smell of chlorine.
3:02 Chad
I'm sure it hits you over the head with, like, the chlorine. Yeah.
3:04 Patrick
Yeah, it gives me a headache, and it's just, oh, it's terrible. But really, honestly, the second thing is I just cannot imagine being inside of a building with water park water running everywhere and just the screaming of the kids constantly. Like, it would just ... It, it's like somebody would be hitting me in the he- in the head with a stick just all the time.
3:25 Chad
Yeah. So my, my-
3:26 Patrick
Is it just super loud?
3:27 Chad
... my disclaimer on this is that, um, I'm not the biggest fan of this concept, but I, I go 'cause I, I have to go. Um-
3:36 Patrick
Yeah. How many times have you, how many times have you been to the indoor water park at this point? All, all, all indoor water parks combined.
3:40 Chad
So, so this is the third time. We went to Great Wolf Lodge once-
3:43 Patrick
Yeah
3:43 Chad
... for, like, a joint birthday party thing with my son and his friend. Um, and then I f- That was, like, during, during COVID I think, which was awful-
3:53 Patrick
Yeah
3:53 Chad
... 'cause Great Wolf Lodge already has its issues, but then you have to wear a mask the whole time, and it was, it was not, not the most fun. You didn't have to wear a mask in the water park, but everywhere else you did. Um, and then we went back for a couple days. I, I mean, in terms of, like, just g- like, as almost like a staycation, there are worse things that you could do, because at least the kids are occupied. Um-
4:15 Patrick
Yeah
4:16 Chad
... but, uh, now that they're a little bit bigger, they don't have to have us hovering over them quite so much.
4:21 Patrick
But these places are sold out every weekend, right? I mean, they're making-
4:25 Chad
I mean, they ... I'm sure they're making quite a bit of money 'cause everything's expensive, but it wasn't super, super crowded.
4:29 Patrick
Yeah.
4:29 Chad
The, the water park area at Kalahari is much bigger. Um, and they have, uh, some music playing in the background, so it's not just, like, total chaos with kids screaming everywhere.
4:41 Patrick
That's good. And they do have an arcade area, right?
4:43 Chad
They do, which my son-
4:45 Patrick
Yeah
4:45 Chad
... just loves. He liked the crane games.
4:49 Patrick
Yeah.
4:49 Chad
He just will go nuts for the ... He's pretty good at them, too.
4:53 Patrick
He wins.
4:53 Chad
Mm-hmm.
4:54 Patrick
As long as he wins at the crane game, you know, it's, you know, it's good. I get stuck occasionally on Facebook Reels watching, like, the people who are trying to beat the crane game and, like, the money, like, the money drag game. You know what I'm talking about?
5:06 Chad
Yeah, like the Wizard of Oz thing-
5:07 Patrick
Like, where you put a quarter in and it falls, and it, yeah
5:07 Chad
... where you, like, push the, and it pushes it forward. Yeah.
5:10 Patrick
It pushes it forward, and, you know, some- sometimes I'll, I'll get stuck watching that for quite a while just to see if this guy's gonna win. It's, it's terrible. And I, I really-
5:19 Chad
Yeah. So-
5:19 Patrick
It's a terrible habit. So ...
5:20 Chad
So there's a, there's a piano game that I'm really good at. And usually it's relatively inexpensive, but you can get, like, a lot of tickets on it. So while my kids are playing the crane games, which don't really win you any tickets, um, and my youngest ones like to do, like, the motorcycle racing, I'll just go over there and just win, like, thousands of tickets for minimal cost. That way they have tickets they can go get stuff at the, you know, the little shop area. And also, sometimes-
5:49 Patrick
Wow
5:50 Chad
... they have, like, a cornhole game, which is super fun. I got the jackpot-
5:54 Patrick
Yeah, and you're pretty-
5:54 Chad
... on the cornhole game three times in a row at Great Wolf Lodge.
5:58 Patrick
Well, y- you're also very good at cornhole. You have a lot of practice at it. Um, you used to play cornhole at Hudson Oaks in the middle of your lunch hour, sometimes during the middle of the actual working day.
6:08 Chad
Did I, so, uh, this has just absolutely derailed this conversation so far, but, uh, so we got those cornhole boards for our Craft and Cork event, our wine and craft beer event.
6:20 Patrick
Yeah, which they just had last weekend.
6:21 Chad
Mm-hmm.
6:22 Patrick
Super successful again. Great event.
6:24 Chad
And, and so we brought them into the council chambers, and Doug and I, uh, Doug, who we've had on the, on the podcast a couple times, he, he works with us at, at, at Zack. Um, we had a best of seven of seven of three tournament that lasted for months, and we would just go in at lunch, play a couple games, and just kinda keep tally. Um, we didn't actually finish it.
6:47 Patrick
You never ended up winning.
6:48 Chad
Doug was, he was-
6:49 Patrick
He never finished
6:49 Chad
... he was quite a bit ahead, but then he had to, they left.
6:51 Patrick
Okay.
6:51 Chad
So yeah, we didn't get to finish it, but...
6:54 Patrick
That's good. So you never truly got beat by the Canadian.
6:57 Chad
Uh, if, if we had finished it, I would've probably felt like Oklahoma this weekend.
7:03 Patrick
It was that bad.
7:04 Chad
It was, it was pretty bad.
7:06 Patrick
All right, moving on. You've, you've got a couple things you wanna pop on me and get some reactions, some quick reactions.
7:11 Chad
Really just, just two quick things. Um, one of them I'm not even sure we're gonna keep in, 'cause it's kinda snarky. Um, but the first is on the way home, so I, I spent a, a lot of time in the car this weekend. I don't listen to a lot of pop music. Um-
7:25 Patrick
Yeah, let's talk about the a lot of time in the car real quick. Let's give a description. So we're at TML in San Antonio.
7:30 Chad
Yeah-
7:31 Patrick
Right
7:31 Chad
... so I drove to TML and drove back. That's Fort Worth to San Antonio.
7:34 Patrick
Drove.
7:35 Chad
Drove back-
7:35 Patrick
Yeah, so you went
7:35 Chad
... on Friday, drove down Saturday morning back to Round Rock.
7:40 Patrick
Yeah, so.
7:41 Chad
So it was a-
7:41 Patrick
You're a great dad
7:42 Chad
... good amount of driving. I'm not used to that-
7:44 Patrick
Good hu-
7:44 Chad
... working at home.
7:44 Patrick
Good husband. Yeah. To, if, if your wife is listening to this, you're a great husband.
7:48 Chad
I guarantee you she's not, but I appreciate that. Um, so one thing I noticed on the way coming back yesterday, a lot of the music that's on, like, the Hits One SiriusXM, it's bas- it's not even just sampled, it's just straight up old songs with new lyrics. Um, like-
8:08 Patrick
Okay
8:08 Chad
... the Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up, like, that's a song, and it's basically the same song with just different lyrics. The, you remember that, that I'm Blue song from I think Eiffel 65 from, like, the late '90s? That weird, like-
8:19 Patrick
No, sing it to me a little bit
8:20 Chad
... I'm not gonna sing it. It's that, it's like a Euro-
8:23 Patrick
Well, just give me-
8:23 Chad
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die. Da-
8:26 Patrick
Oh, okay.
8:27 Chad
Remember that song?
8:27 Patrick
Yeah. All right.
8:28 Chad
Like-
8:28 Patrick
Yeah. Okay, yeah
8:28 Chad
... it's literally the-
8:30 Patrick
Like a skating ring song.
8:31 Chad
Yeah.
8:31 Patrick
That song to me is like skating ring. Yeah.
8:34 Chad
It's like a shot for shot, note for note remake, just with different words. There's, um, Britney Spears has a Elton John song. I mean, I know that, like, sampling is not a new thing, but this to me seems a little bit more than just sampling. It's, like, straight up just using the same songs and changing the lyrics. And anyway, so it reminded me or it made me feel like the music industry is kind of moving where the movie industry has been for the past 10, 15 years, where, like, everything is just sequels and superhero movies. So I'm wondering, like, is the music industry also kind of in this stagnation mode? But I, I don't know for sure, because I don't listen to a lot of pop music.
9:11 Patrick
Where your head goes always amazes me. You're literally in the car driving, and somehow this, this, like, pops in your mind. Uh, you know, I've really never paid attention to it. One, my, my music listening habits are so different. It had been s- changed, because I don't, I don't listen to XM. I don't really listen to radio at all. I'm a Spotify guy, a paid Spotify guy, right? So, like, I don't wanna, if I don't wanna listen to it, I skip it, and Spotify just learns my algorithm, right? And typically-
9:37 Chad
It may, it only just playing songs that you would probably like anyway.
9:42 Patrick
Yeah, which y- you know, really ends up gravitating my listening to '90s R&B, right? Um, you know, kinda late '90s rap, like Nelly, N- Eminem, um, you know, that area. Some, some pretty solid rock. I'm gonna, I'm gonna embarrass myself. There's some Creed on my playlist there. Um, you know, I was a big Creed fan back then. Um-
10:09 Chad
So, like, just the, just the hits?
10:11 Patrick
You, you, you've belted some.
10:11 Chad
Just the hits or deep tracks? Do they even have deep tracks, Creed, or is it just, like-
10:16 Patrick
They don't have deep tracks, no
10:16 Chad
... just, like, Higher and there's My Sacrifice.
10:19 Patrick
Scott what's-his-name was so, so surface-
10:23 Chad
Scott Stapp
10:23 Patrick
... in his music. Yeah, so, um-
10:26 Chad
Have you ever seen the, have you ever seen their performance at the, um-
10:29 Patrick
I like Collective Soul, too. Collective Soul's a, that, that's deeper. Collective Soul's got some deeper, deeper tracks.
10:34 Chad
Have you seen the video of Creed's performance at I think the Cowboys Thanksgiving game?
10:39 Patrick
No.
10:39 Chad
You should YouTube it. Uh-
10:42 Patrick
But I did, I'll, I'll YouTube it
10:43 Chad
... as a Creed fan.
10:43 Patrick
It was a terrible performance, or it was really good?
10:47 Chad
No, it's, it's like, it's remembered as kind of like an epic football performance.
10:50 Patrick
Yeah, I mean, man, I, at the end of it, like, I, I went and saw Creed in the Woodlands, uh, Cynthia Woods-
10:55 Chad
You would have
10:56 Patrick
... in high school. And, uh, dude, you know who, Collective Soul opened for them. I actually went for Collective Soul, um, and, 'cause look, Creed is a little more poppy in the way that their song, like, is written and, and, you know-
11:11 Chad
Yeah, it's written to be popular
11:12 Patrick
... C- correct. Collective Soul really, they were more artist. Um, to put that, like, in the rock terms, that's how I think. Like, Collective Soul and, um, and, like, Incubus are very the same to me. Like, I really like Incubus-
11:26 Chad
I love Incubus.
11:26 Patrick
Yeah. I like their music because they're true musicians. Uh, and they, even when they were big, and they're still big now, but they love to play, like, small venues. Like, they used to play, uh, Fitzgerald's in Houston, and, like, I had a buddy who had a band that would open for Incubus. That was just cool that they really loved the music that much to play those venues. Um, so anyways, back, back to my, my point, Spotify is, it's just, it's kinda changed the way I listen to music, because I, I don't hear any new music, so I really haven't noticed that. But it doesn't surprise me that it's going that direction. I mean, just look at clothing. I mean, we're back in 1990s clothing. Have you looked at what your wife has bought recently clothing-wise?
12:05 Chad
Um, I mean, does it, no, I guess not. Sorry. Sorry, babe.
12:11 Patrick
I, I mean, like, like, the new tr- the new trends are-
12:14 Chad
Like JNCOs?
12:15 Patrick
... you know, really like-
12:15 Chad
Are JNCOs back?
12:16 Patrick
No, no, no, not like, not like JNCOs, but like the colors-
12:20 Chad
Mocassins?
12:20 Patrick
... the browns and the-
12:20 Chad
Doc Martens?
12:23 Patrick
There are, there are some comeback of the boots. Um, you know-
12:27 Chad
Flannel
12:27 Patrick
... and, you know, obviously... And what now?
12:29 Chad
Flannel, like some, some grunge coming back.
12:32 Patrick
Yeah, there's some flannel. When you, when you see the Christmas pictures that I just took, I'll have to send them to you so you can see them, but they're, they're very like flannel 1990s clothing, like all the way across. And so it's ... I don't know, it just makes me laugh that we've kinda made that rollback. But I feel like people are trying to build on nostalgia. Like, it's the same thing with music. If a beat worked before, I'm gonna stay with that nostalgia beat.
12:55 Chad
So have you ever heard of this, um, the four chords at the heart of every pop song? Have you ever seen this?
13:03 Patrick
No, and I know nothing... I, I'm like dangerous about music.
13:04 Chad
I know you don't know anything about music.
13:05 Patrick
I don't know anything about chords, yeah.
13:06 Chad
So basically there are, there are like... There, there's a specific chord progression and you can kind of twist it a little bit, but it's basically these four chords that essentially every pop song uses, and that's what makes a lot of them sound so similar. Um, but it's just this formulaic thing, and so there's actually this, this quartet or this group of people who, like just, they just go song to song to song, and they're just playing the same music. It's really interesting just to kinda see how formulaic some of it is. And that's what makes people, uh, in my opinion, like... I know this is gonna... Some people will groan, but like that's why I like Dave Matthews and, and groups that play a little bit different style music, and, and groups that have some jams and some solos and stuff in their music, 'cause it's a little bit different than just what you hear on the radio.
13:55 Patrick
Yeah, but I, I'll, I'll turn on some of like the hits, the Spotify hits, and I'll, I'll give you an opinion on this later. I, I really haven't-
14:01 Chad
Okay
14:01 Patrick
... I haven't heard it or listened to it.
14:02 Chad
Yeah. So my second thing, I came back from Italy. I'm gonna leave some space here just in case we wanna cut this, 'cause again, it is kinda snarky, but, um... And I know it's not 100% fair. But my second thing is I just came back from, from Italy, right? Spent a, a week or so over there. Um, kinda did a tour from the Amalfi Coast up to Tuscany. And honestly, even in some of the smaller cities, I mean, like I finally found a sort of American-style suburban area, um, on the outskirts of Bologna. And after that whole week, I know I spent a lot of time in sort of city centers and stuff, but, um, where just like here, it's a little bit more walkable. Um, but even in some of the smaller towns like Cortona out in, in Tuscany, it's like 22,000 people, but it's a pretty... Like you wouldn't... It's not a place you would wanna drive cars, right? Um, so we come back and we go to TML, which is in downtown San Antonio. Our hotel is like 3/10 of a mile away from the convention center. And, um, I just had-
15:03 Patrick
You're about to call me out for my-
15:05 Chad
No, no, no, no, no
15:05 Patrick
... my fatness here?
15:05 Chad
Not even you. I j- I just had this sort of not really an epiphany, just kind of a, like depressing concern, 'cause we talk a lot about walkability in local government, but I just... I'm, I'm just growing a little bit more skeptical that we're ever actually going to make it a priority. And that kinda hit home when I walk out of the hotel and I see like almost two dozen people with their TML, you know, tags on, waiting for their Ubers to go 3/10 of a mile to the con- the convention center. I don't know if you have any thoughts on that. I know it's not fair.
15:43 Patrick
Ye-
15:44 Chad
And I don't wanna be ableist because some people can't walk, but nevertheless.
15:49 Patrick
So I, I... So out of four trips to the conference center... Was it four? Yeah, four for me, 'cause I left Thursday night. Um, I took an Uber three times. One, I just got done working out. I had no legs left. It was, it was terrible. A- anybody who knows me, I'm a, I'm a bigger dude, right? You can't see me on the, on the camera. I'm, I'm a bigger dude, but I've... I really have, like, started working out like four or five times a week, and it probably annoys Chad and, and our team the most because they always text me at like 11:00 and they're like, "What are you doing?" I'm like, "I'm on the bike. Call you back in an hour." You know, something like that. But the other time it was hot. San Antonio got hot on Thursday, and I was like, "Man, I don't wanna sweat." We were going to dinner that night. I didn't wanna change. You know, um, this really should probably get cut. Uh, you know, call me Matthew McConaughey, but I stopped wearing any perspirant. I stopped wearing aluminum-based deodorant.
16:43 Chad
You still wear deodorant, just not the antiperspirant.
16:46 Patrick
I, I still wear deodorant, just not the antiperspirant. Um, and it sh-
16:49 Chad
So you're sweating, but it doesn't smell as bad. You just have to reapply more frequently?
16:54 Patrick
You have to reapply it more frequently, yeah, and, uh, in order, you know, to not stink. It says 48 hours of protection. Don't believe it. Um, you know, we, we could have a whole podcast on how I, how I decided not to use, you know, antiperspirant deodorant anymore. Uh, but, you know, the, the reality is, is that, I don't know, it's just, it's small things like that that just make it uncomfortable to walk. Um, and, and so I, I didn't. Yeah, ca- call me out on that one. It was really bad.
17:22 Chad
I did rent a, a scooter twice, and what I will say about the scooters is I've ri- ridden on them before. Uh-
17:29 Patrick
On a seat or no seat?
17:30 Chad
No seat. Um-
17:32 Patrick
Okay
17:32 Chad
... but I've done it in San Antonio and Austin. It's a lot of fun, but on a short trip it's way too expensive. Like, there's a 3.50 start fee.
17:42 Patrick
Yeah.
17:42 Chad
And then my 3/10 of a mile, like five-minute trip was like $4.50. So like the actual time usage was pretty minimal, but I mean, that seems like it's not something that you're trying to use to get like all the way across downtown.
17:56 Patrick
And when you put it into financial terms, now granted I was using the company credit card, so you know, there's that. But the Uber was like $9, and then you feel bad that it's such a short trip, so you've gotta give like a five to six buck-
18:07 Chad
You gotta give a good tip
18:08 Patrick
... tip.
18:09 Chad
Mm-hmm.
18:09 Patrick
You gotta give a good tip. So, yeah, so 15 bucks.
18:10 Chad
But if you have four people, you're talking 15 bucks. You know, that's, that's a little bit less expensive per person than the scooter. But I feel like if we, if the city-
18:19 Patrick
Give it all the skinny peopleLeft me. They left, they left me to take the Uber by myself. One, one time Allison felt bad for me and rode with me.
18:27 Chad
So, okay, so what are we now, like, 20 minutes in? Let's get to some actual meat and bone, meat and potatoes. What do you think?
18:34 Patrick
Yeah, absolutely. So, so we started the conversation yesterday, and when we started the conversation, we decided that this would be a really good kind of session topic for the podcast. And so specifically what we, we were talking about and what we wanna get into is when you are identifying a return on investment for, uh, a neighborhood or a home specifically, for a residential single-family household, how do you assign sales tax revenue to that individual house? Right? And I'm gonna kinda let you start with, like, what your opinion is to make it easy versus, you know, maybe what the difficult part of that would be. But ultimately, we're trying to figure out, okay, hey, if I put this single-family residential house on the ground, I make X in property taxes, I make X in sales taxes. How do we, how do we figure out how much we make in sales tax on that individual home? What type of formulaic approach do we take to that? And, um, and how do we justify that approach? That was kind of the start of the conversation. We got, like, I don't know, 30 seconds into it, and we're like, "Oh, this is gonna be a good convo, so let's have this later." So we're, we're here. It's later. Give me your thoughts on the different approaches you think we should take.
19:51 Chad
Yeah. So basically a little staff meeting here, uh, on the podcast. Um, so let's, let's back up just a little bit. Right? So in the last couple of episodes, we talked about this question of profitability and return on investment, and do our developments generate enough revenue, uh, or, and, and/or wealth to pay for the, the infrastructure and the services that they demand, right? So when you're looking at this information, property tax is pretty easy, because every parcel has a value, and you have a tax rate. And so you can just apply those two things, and you get a number for how much revenue is generated. Sales tax is a little bit obviously different, 'cause we don't know how much, uh, any individual pays in sales tax. We have, uh, sales tax gets exported, gets imported. We have business to business. We have all kinds of different things. But you, I think you don't really want to just treat a largely residential neighborhood as having no impact on your sales tax collections. Because obviously, those people are s- probably spending at least some of their taxable spending in your city. You know, retail doesn't work without shoppers, and there are not very many communities that are just retail. We have bedroom communities. We have communities that have more. I mean, you look at, like, a town like Addison, right? It-- Sunset Valley. Like, these towns way outkick their coverage in terms of per capita sales tax. Even Hudson Oaks did. You know, 2,200 people generating 3 million-plus in sales tax. So there's certainly a component of, of being able to bring revenue into your city from people who don't live there. But you, you do have to account for the sales tax that's generated by the people who live in your city. If you just said, "Okay, well, here's our brick-and-mortar, and, you know, we're looking at this sort of commercial neighborhood, and we're gonna account for all of that sales tax in that neighborhood," you're kind of giving a little bit of a short shrift to the people who are actually paying those sales taxes. Um, and it's honestly gonna make residential properties look, residential development look even less attractive. And in that way, I think it just doesn't quite tell the right story. So the approach that we've taken after quite a bit of discussion is, uh, we actually will use estimates of, you know, per household, uh, income, discretionary income, uh, or disposable income, retail spending, outside-the-home food spending. Like, we look at all of these, these different, uh, categories of household budgets, and for now, we're kind of just applying the tax rate to those retail spending, outside-the-home food spending, and making the assumption that basically every dollar is staying home.
22:27 Patrick
Right.
22:27 Chad
So you have, say, 500 house- households in a neighborhood with an average retail spending of $35,000 per household. Right? So you take the number of households times the, the household spending times the tax rate, and that gives you the amount of sales tax that's generated from the people who live in that neighborhood. By doing this, we're essentially not applying anything to any commercial activity that lives, that, that resides in that neighborhood. Now, eventually, we're kinda-- we're gonna get there, but for now, we're just looking at the residential component to it.
23:00 Patrick
When you say commercial activity, you mean, like, business to business, like there's a-
23:03 Chad
No, no, yeah
23:03 Patrick
... there's a business located inside of a home.
23:05 Chad
Yes. But even, even just saying, like, if you have a, a neighborhood with a, with a neighborhood pharmacy and maybe a small little, um, grocery store, right? Or, or any kind of commercial development that is a sales tax payer, you know, to your city, um, any kind of business that collects sales tax for you, those aren't getting included as their actual dollars right now, right? 'Cause we're, we're basically taking the money that's, that they're, we're, we're taking the money that's reported by those businesses to your city, and we're distributing it to the people that are actually paying the sales tax, not to the business that's collecting the sales tax, right? So one problem with this approach, or one thing that's limiting with it, is that you're not actually gonna capture all the sales tax that's generated for your city. Because for, for one thing, you are going to be importing some taxes. Like, you're not gonna be getting 100% of your taxes just from the people who live there. Uh, also, just straight-up consumer spending is not the only sales tax generator. So there's gonna be some left off the table.
24:12 Patrick
So my argument is that we're probably doing it wrong. So I believe we probably should find a base valueFor all of the people that live in a city based on remote taxpayers. So I believe we should take the remote taxpayers list, figure out what that sum number is, and divide that by number of rooftops in the city and assign it to each rooftop, or divide it through some type of ratio based on what the disposable income would be within those communities itself. A higher disposable income, higher percentage of ratio, to provide a baseline per household. But we should be calculating a business, a sales tax generating business as a sales tax generating business within that geographic region. So-- And that way you would never would be recording more sales tax in a city than is actually being collected.
25:05 Chad
Yeah. I can tell you right now you're not going to. The way that we're doing it, you're never gonna get, uh, you're never gonna get above the sales tax that's actually collected.
25:16 Patrick
Correct. But it makes it very difficult for a city to, to really see how a development is performing if we're not actually directly giving the sales tax of that business in that geographic location to that geographic neighborhood, right?
25:32 Chad
But isn't that going to just say that you shouldn't build any residential? Because, um, I mean, maybe it's gonna say you shouldn't build any residential that doesn't have mixing of uses. But-
25:44 Patrick
Right
25:44 Chad
... it's also I think gonna say you shouldn't really build any residential 'cause you're not allocating any sales tax other than things like Amazon or online shopping.
25:53 Patrick
I mean, you-- I, I think, I think you could split the baby on that, right? I, I think there's an ability to go in there and say, "This business is... You know, this mixed-use development does have a benefit of, of these generating sales tax businesses, but also have a benefit of these residential ones." I, I... And I think it is more than just the remote payers that you have to calculate into the number. I think you could look at, um... You, you could asterisk it and say, "Hey, don't, don't try to add all these numbers together. We can take a little bit of this disposable income, and we can figure out what the percentage of that disposable income, or you can set that percentage of that disposable income for what it's gonna come in the city." Most cities know what their leakage rate is, and if they don't, it's really easy to find out. It's a hundred and twenty-five dollar report from Esri, right? On what your leakage is. So you could just say, "Okay, my leakage is fifty percent. I'm gonna... I'm basically gonna say that each household here is only accounting for fifty percent of its, of its purchasing power and, and ability to collect sales tax."
26:59 Chad
Right. And-
26:59 Patrick
And I'm still going to show-
27:00 Chad
Well, real quick, real quick. And then the-
27:01 Patrick
... the business itself-
27:02 Chad
... the other fifty percent is going elsewhere.
27:06 Patrick
The other fifty percent-
27:07 Chad
To spend, right
27:07 Patrick
... is going elsewhere.
27:08 Chad
Okay. So by leakage we mean-
27:09 Patrick
Yeah. Going back to another city.
27:10 Chad
By leakage, we mean what percentage of that taxable consumer spending is not staying home. It's leaking-
27:17 Patrick
Correct
27:18 Chad
... to other, other places.
27:20 Patrick
Yeah, correct. And, and so... But I think you could show both. Uh, under those circumstances, you could, you could show both because you're also showing the importation of sales tax that's coming in as well, right? Um, a leakage analysis is specifically looking at, okay, you have a thousand residents, how much of their disposable income is being spent inside your city, and how much of their disposable income is being spent outside your city? That's the easiest way to define what leakage is. The importation is separate from that. It's not included in the-
27:50 Chad
It's the, it's the inverse.
27:51 Patrick
It's the inverse, and it's not included in the leakage analysis. So the leakage analysis is not made better or more whole by, you know, the importation analysis. So I, I think it's an... I think it's okay and acceptable to have both. It's, it's acceptable to have the sales tax that's generated from that business plus the, the spending power of each single-family residential household or multi-family residential household, however we, we structured it, but I think you can have both of them. And I just think you have to put the asterisks in there to say, "Hey, we understand that this could be more than your total sum of, of one," right? But it's the only way to truly account for the benefit of residential without being detrimental to that res- that construction of residential. And, and look, I-- The way that we've-- We- I've said this forty times lately. The way that we've developed single-family residential over the past, you know, sixty, seventy years is, is super detrimental to development pattern. I mean, it's... it, it doesn't work. And even when you assign your warm and fluffy analysis model that you've assigned now to it with sales tax, 'cause you're being very friendly with it now.
28:56 Chad
Yeah. It's still not-
28:57 Patrick
Right?
28:57 Chad
... it's still not covering. I'm basically saying that-
29:00 Patrick
It's-
29:00 Chad
... every dollar that they spend stays in the city.
29:02 Patrick
Well, when you-- So-- Correct. But y- so with that fluffy, friendly analysis, I need to reiterate what you just said there. We still don't have subdivisions that are showing a true return on their investment.
29:13 Chad
Right. And that's just looking at roads and police, right? We-
29:17 Patrick
Correct
29:17 Chad
... we, we haven't yet gotten to, uh, to fire services and to parks and social services and any administrative overhead, you know, that the city-
29:27 Patrick
Correct
29:27 Chad
... uh, has just for operations. Now-
29:30 Patrick
And we have not allowed a toggle of those variables yet either, which is coming. Chad doesn't like to hear me say that 'cause he knows it's work on his end. But we, we haven't allowed a, a true toggle of that. You know, a cost of PD per officer could be different in each individual city, and so there will eventually have to be a toggle between communities and jurisdictions to be able to, to adjust that same thing with fire.
29:52 Chad
Yes. That we did that by the way.
29:53 Patrick
And if they wanna put like an administrative charge in there, say whatever.
29:55 Chad
So let's talk... So let's talk about police. Um-
29:58 Patrick
Right
29:59 Chad
... I, I do wanna get back to the sales tax because, uh, I, I think I have a solution that will mitigate some of the concerns here or the problems. But, um, when we talk about roads, we're talking about the obligations that we've put on the ground.
30:16 Patrick
Mm-hmm.
30:16 Chad
We're not talking about what our current budget levels are because we all pretty much know that our current budget levels aren't sufficient.And it may very well be the case that we have insufficient funding for other types of services. But the point here, uh, with this type of analysis is not to say, what does our current budget look like versus the revenue that we're getting, right? Because that assumes that what you're doing today is optimal or ideal or sufficient. So when we look at police, what we do is we look at what is your, what is your target for, um, police staffing, right? FBI r- or not guidelines, but suggestions are like 2.4 officers-
31:02 Patrick
2.4 thousand
31:03 Chad
... per thousand.
31:03 Patrick
Oh, it's 2.4?
31:05 Chad
I think so.
31:06 Patrick
Oh, wow.
31:06 Chad
Say it's two. Whatever.
31:07 Patrick
I always...
31:07 Chad
Say it's two officers per thousand.
31:08 Patrick
I always thought it was two per thousand. Okay.
31:10 Chad
Right. So if you've set a, a goal of two officers per thousand, then adding 1,000 residents in a new neighborhood would theoretically create an obligation of an- additional two officers. So, um, so you can set your staffing target, and you can set your, um, you know, annual all-in total compensation cost, uh, per officer. And then we take the population, we multiply all those things together and get you a b- uh, staffing cost for a police de- for... We get you a staffing cost for the police impact on that, that development. Now, again, this has some issues too, because we know that really the neighborhoods aren't so much... Basically, the population's more of a proxy, right? 'Cause most of the time our police are spending either, uh, they're spending them in commercial areas, right? Hudson Oaks, we did a lot of patrolling through our neighborhoods, but most of the actual stuff that we had to do was at the Walmarts, at the car dealerships, you know, in, in the commercial corridor. So it may not be 100% fair to say that this neighborhood is causing this and, and applying those costs to the neighborhood, making the assumption that the population is more of a proxy for the overall needs.
32:31 Patrick
Okay.
32:31 Chad
Right? We had, we had four officers per thousand 'cause we're a small city-
32:35 Patrick
Yeah
32:35 Chad
... with a lot of commercial activity.
32:37 Patrick
Yeah.
32:37 Chad
So, and if you want, if you wanna have 24-hour staffing, you're gonna be well above that ratio because you don't have the economy of scale.
32:44 Patrick
Correct. Yeah. No, you, you're right. And I mean, and, and that's why you have to be able to adjust that-
32:50 Chad
Right
32:50 Patrick
... very well.
32:50 Chad
And so let's say fire department, uh, or fire costs. Um, there's a lot of ways that you could, you could split that baby. Um-
33:00 Patrick
Mm-hmm
33:00 Chad
... and it doesn't necessarily have to do with whether there's a fire station in the neighborhood 'cause that fire station is probably serving other neighborhoods too. Like, you don't have a fire station in every single neighborhood. So you don't necessarily want to allocate all of the direct costs that occur within that neighborhood to that neighborhood. You probably will wanna look at service areas, um, or concentration of calls, things like that to, to, uh, split those costs out, right? So say if you had a n- uh, four neighborhoods that were kind of adjacent, and the service area for one fire station kind of hit all four of those neighborhoods, then you would theoretically wanna split that, that one station's cost among all of those, those neighborhoods. And you might even wanna do it proportionally based on the, the call volumes. So you, like, you can get really, really granular in this analysis, which is wonderful and very cool, and it's gonna cost you a lot of money. So it's not really what we're trying to do here. We're trying to give you sort of a high level view, so you have to kinda make some concessions. So going back to the sales tax question, uh, the way that we're doing it right now by taking household spending and applying your sales tax rate and assuming that all of that spending occurs inside the city, whether it's online, business to business, or, uh, brick and mortar, right? It's all staying in the city. You could tweak that for estimated leakage. You could say, "Well, our leakage in this area is about 30%, so let's, let's assume that 30% of that is actually gonna be lost." Okay? You can make that adjustment pretty easily, um, and keep the math relatively simple. But you're still gonna have this gap between adding up the revenue generated from all of these neighborhoods versus what are we actually collecting. It's gonna be lower. So my thought for this is take the, that, take that balance then, what's left over, and then look at your... a- assume essentially that that's your importation. So then take that number and allocate it to your, to your stores on a proportional basis. So your Walmart generates 30% of your revenue. Here's my importation revenue. Um, Walmart's gonna get 30% of it. So you can still kind of apply revenue to the actual business and where it's located, the neighborhood that it's located in, but you're, you're gonna be tr- primarily trying to capture the importation and, and give credit to that business for the importation rather than for all of the revenue that it collects.
35:34 Patrick
So I, I think that's a... I'm trying to find something wrong with it, to be honest.
35:39 Chad
I'm sure there's plenty wrong with it because it's, it's a simplified model of how the world actually works. But I guess the question-
35:47 Patrick
Yeah, I think the biggest down-
35:48 Chad
So-
35:48 Patrick
I think the biggest downfall is, though, is that you can't, if you had a true mixed-use development, you can't really, you can't really get a full picture of how beneficial that mixed-use development is if you don't have the actual sales tax of each individual business in that area.
36:02 Chad
Well, you-
36:02 Patrick
But what you're saying is, is that the people who live there are not the on- only people who shop there.
36:07 Chad
Right. 'Cause you're, now you're talking about importation not just within or between cities but within that particular development.
36:17 Patrick
Yeah. I'm actually trying to simplify it, but you're saying simplifying it actually overcomplicates it, which is-
36:23 Chad
I'm saying that the way to do it that seems the easiest doesn't paint, I think, an accurate enough pictureYou could get extremely granular and overcomplicate it, but I'm trying to find sort of a middle ground where the people who are actually paying the sales tax get credit for what they're contributing, but you also can give the businesses credit for the, for the remainder, for the leftover.
36:48 Patrick
So we're really getting, we're really getting into the weeds here, but I, I think it's good for our listeners to hear the, the topic and the conversation. Do we have access to the Esri leakage data for each community?
37:01 Chad
Yeah, I'm sure we could.
37:01 Patrick
Like do we have access to that percentage?
37:03 Chad
Um, so the s- the, the sources-
37:06 Patrick
Is it in like the-
37:06 Chad
... that we're using to ch- to calculate or to get estimates of population and income statistics, I don't think that it has leakage, but we could probably-
37:17 Patrick
Okay
37:17 Chad
... we could probably get it at least at the citywide level.
37:21 Patrick
Okay. So you could... So your idea is, and let me kinda reiterate how I would say it and see if, if it's the same as how you said it. Um, your idea is, okay, let's take the leakage percentage and let's times that by total sales tax number for brick-and-mortar, right? Um, whatever's left over, so whatever's leaked at that point... Well, no. Sorry. Take it, times it by the, the percentage of, of, of basically disposable income at the in- individual house. That disposable income, we figure out what that number is. We get that total number of what we consider taxable value for, to each residential house. Whatever's left over from actual collections, so you take actual collection, subtract that number from it, you would then assign that to the businesses on a equal share or a, um, like a-
38:18 Chad
I mean, I think you do proportional.
38:20 Patrick
You do a proportional share based on... So obviously like a, an Apple Store and a Walmart would get a higher proportion than like a-
38:27 Chad
Yeah, Taco Bell
38:27 Patrick
... 7-Eleven.
38:28 Chad
Yeah.
38:28 Patrick
Yeah, Taco Bell. Okay.
38:30 Chad
So let's use numbers here.
38:31 Patrick
I, I, I think, I, I think that works.
38:34 Chad
Let's say you have 5 million in sales tax collections. When you look at all-
38:38 Patrick
Mm
38:38 Chad
... of your neighborhoods and you look at all the disposable incomes times the households, you get to $3 million. That leaves $2 million that you are then assuming is imported. Take that $2 million and apply it proportionally to all of the businesses that are located there, and then, then you end up with accounting for basically all of your revenue, but you're giving the businesses the credit for the stuff they bring into the city, and you're giving the residents the credit for the stuff that they s- they purchase in the city.
39:09 Patrick
Dude, I think we got it. Honestly, I think that works.
39:13 Chad
I think it gets you... Th- So, um,
39:17 Patrick
It gets you the best of both worlds.
39:18 Chad
Yeah.
39:18 Patrick
It, it gets you, your residential households have a benefit. You can show their benefit, and it also shows you the benefit of having a business that imports sales tax.
39:28 Chad
Right. And when you have both the residential and the business inside a single neighborhood, then you're going to have most likely a more profitable development, right? Because you're getting the benefit of the people who actually pay the taxes and the people who bring in the taxes in that same development area.
39:49 Patrick
So giving everybody a picture of real life, a day in the lives of Pat and Chad. This is what the question I would ask you in real life would be. How long is it gonna take you to code that, and when do I get to see it?
40:01 Chad
I mean, we got the first part of it. The leakage, the leakage part-
40:03 Patrick
Yeah
40:03 Chad
... we'll need to kinda work on. Um-
40:05 Patrick
Yeah
40:07 Chad
... try to find ways. I, I would love to be able to automate it, but it's not terribly difficult if we can't. Um, I would love to see if-
40:16 Patrick
Well, we could just establish a leakage percentage, right? We could just enter the leakage percentage.
40:20 Chad
Yeah. So I mean, we have, we have, you know, like parameters and variables that are customizable that-
40:28 Patrick
What you're saying is we're not gonna be able to hit an API and figure out what that leakage is. You don't think that's gonna be something we can-
40:31 Chad
Even if, even if we can, we can do it when we set it up. But I would love to be able to do it-
40:36 Patrick
Okay
40:36 Chad
... on a neighborhood by neighborhood basis. So this neighborhood, neighborhoods near boundaries, city limits are probably gonna leak more than neighborhoods that are, uh, more interior, right? Because you're gonna be-
40:46 Patrick
Which, yeah
40:46 Chad
... especially, like w- you know, the Lowe's or the Home Depot that we would shop at is in the neighboring town, which is two miles away, or I can drive 10 miles to the one that's in my city. I'm not gonna do that.
40:58 Patrick
Which when we hit those data sources now, it's actually hitting the geographic area we're asking it to hit. It's not hitting the whole city.
41:04 Chad
Right. Yeah.
41:05 Patrick
Right.
41:05 Chad
So we're taking the neighborhood boundary and we're sending it to Esri, and they're apportioning based on all of the data that they have, that there are-
41:15 Patrick
Yeah
41:15 Chad
... X number of people who live here, X number of households, residential versus multifamily, um, crime indexes. Uh, so I mean, that could be something that we could use to weight the, the police costs is-
41:28 Patrick
Yeah
41:28 Chad
... the crime index. Um, that's looking at average, uh, crime or looking at the, the amount of crime in a specific area relative to the national average, right? So if you have like 150-
41:39 Patrick
So somebody-
41:40 Chad
... then there's 50% more than the national average in this particular area.
41:44 Patrick
You kinda glazed over this like a really good Shipley's doughnut, but the reality is is we're not trying to go fully in depth, right?
41:54 Chad
You can't do that on a-
41:55 Patrick
But those-
41:55 Chad
... an automated way. You have to look-
41:57 Patrick
In an automated way. Yeah
41:57 Chad
... you have to look neighborhood by neighborhood, parcel by parcel, um, if you, if you wanna get the most accurate picture. But you can't, you can't automate that. Like that just, it doesn't scale.
42:10 Patrick
But we're gonna get you like-
42:11 Chad
So you get 80%-
42:12 Patrick
Yeah, of course. We're getting-
42:12 Chad
... of the way there. You get... So what you get is instead of being like precisely wrong on something uh-
42:18 Patrick
Mm-hmm
42:18 Chad
... which you have the-
42:19 Patrick
Yeah
42:19 Chad
... the ability to do that when you, when you get into that super granular, uh, level, you can get pretty right. And the difference there is a matter of seconds versus a matter of weeks and months and tens of thousands of dollars.
42:33 Patrick
Yeah. No, absolutely. Yeah. And there are plenty of firms out there. Like, if you wanna get to that 100% mark, there are plenty of firms out there. I, I'd actually say-
42:42 Chad
Yeah, and they do great work
42:42 Patrick
... I-- They do great work. I think we'll get you 90% of the way there, especially as we get better at it, right? We're, like, waiting for crime index on PD cost, I think that's, that, that's, that's another thing, right? Looking at your fire protection based on service district, that's, you know, allowing that to occur, that's, that's another way to get there. So we're-- Like anything we do with Zack, it, it's gonna build on itself little by little. If we can figure out a way to automate it and do it efficiently and work across the ecosystem, we're gonna do it. If we can't, that ten percent or twenty percent of what we can't do is if you wanna get that precision, and I don't believe that precision's gonna be that far off from the number that you're seeing, but if you wanna get to that precision, there's- there are ways to do that, and there are firms out there that will dig into that data and, and do that for you. So, um, I'm, I'm interested to see where this goes. I, I really am interested to see how it changes. You know, we've got a couple of cities in the system already that are using this, and a couple of them have been giving us feedback, which is where a lot of this conversation is coming from-
43:48 Chad
Where this came from, yeah
43:48 Patrick
... the feedback that we're receiving. Yeah. And, and I wanna, I wanna personally thank those cities because they've just historically have made us so much better as, as we've grown. But ultimately, I think it's a good solution. I, I, I think trying to go that route percentage-wise is a... and do it the way that you're doing it is, is a, is a good solution. So I look forward to seeing that tomorrow in the code base.
44:13 Chad
I gotta edit this podcast at some point.
44:18 Patrick
So-
44:19 Chad
Yeah. The challenge on this one-
44:21 Patrick
What else you got, man?
44:21 Chad
So the challenge here is gonna be, um... Do you wanna get nerdy on this and talk through this? The challenge on this one's gonna be that there's a recursive element to this calculation now. So we have to run every neighborhood and get the total sales tax generated from the residential properties first, then we have to go back and calculate the pr- the pro rata, um, difference, and then put that back into it, right? So you have to go through, you have to loop through it once, then do some math, and then loop through it again. So that may change some of the mechanics a little bit.
45:01 Patrick
And make it tomorrow.
45:01 Chad
Just so you know. So in other words, it's not gonna be tomorrow.
45:08 Patrick
Uh, all right. So... Oh, did you wanna talk about this, uh, this apartment article that you sent to me?
45:14 Chad
We can.
45:15 Patrick
Kinda... We've gone long, right? How many minutes are we in?
45:18 Chad
Uh, we're at about, I think, 50. We can probably cut it.
45:23 Patrick
Okay.
45:24 Chad
Oh, also, uh, New York Times daily podcast today is all about the-
45:30 Patrick
Yeah
45:30 Chad
... California housing, and they're about halfway through it, and they're starting to talk about some of the things that the state's doing now. So if you wanna talk about that at some point-
45:38 Patrick
Talk about it. Yeah. I'm gonna listen
45:38 Chad
... you can kind of use that as a primer to-
45:41 Patrick
Okay
45:42 Chad
... to get up to speed.
45:43 Patrick
I'll go listen to that today. I usually listen to the daily.
45:47 Chad
Um, also, Chuck Marohn had an interesting Strong Towns episode, I think yesterday, um, about customer service and what that means for city governments.
45:59 Patrick
My, my view of customer service or a different view?
46:03 Chad
Um, a... He argued for a different view. He argued that the sort of retail customer service, um, can prevent you from seeing the bigger picture and, and working, like, as a community. It's, it ha- it was basically subsidiarity versus c-cus-like, versus a retail customer service approach.
46:23 Patrick
Okay.
46:24 Chad
It's interesting.
46:24 Patrick
I was more retail. Yeah. So, okay.
46:28 Chad
I think you can, I think you can balance as long as you understand the reason that you're doing things. Basically, his, uh, his neighbor got a fence permit, and to be, like, the customer service friendly people, they basically, the staff just, like, pulled up GIS on a Google Map and said, "Okay, here's your property line. Go build it right there." And it was like three feet into his, his yard. Normally-
46:54 Patrick
Wow
46:54 Chad
... if you're building a fence, you would talk to the adjacent homeowners and make sure, you know, all that kind of stuff.
47:00 Patrick
But Chuck doesn't have a good relationship with his neighbors or what?
47:03 Chad
Not with, not with that neighbor. So.
47:07 Patrick
Does he admit to that on his podcast?
47:09 Chad
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
47:10 Patrick
Okay. I don't think I would ever, as a city government employee, tell them where to build a fence.
47:17 Chad
No. You don't... Why would you want that liability?
47:18 Patrick
It's a pretty... Yeah, that's, that's pretty crazy. So, but I am a very, um, retail-centric manager-
47:27 Chad
Yep
47:27 Patrick
... from that standpoint. I, I feel like people should... If somebody walks in the office and asks for me, I feel like they should get in touch with me right then and there. Like, if I'm not in a meeting-
47:35 Chad
Yeah, this-
47:35 Patrick
... or on the phone, I should drop everything and go talk to somebody. That makes you sick sometimes, though, right? Like, that was hard for you.
47:42 Chad
It's hard for the context switching. It's hard to stay in a groove getting something done when every five minutes you could have to go up to the front.
47:50 Patrick
Which a groove is Chad in a room with no lights on, just a, just the glow of a computer screen and no noises.
47:58 Chad
Okay.
47:59 Patrick
That's Chad in the groove.
48:00 Chad
Okay. So why don't you listen to those, listen to those two podcasts, and then we'll have an excellent, uh, round of topics for next time.
48:10 Patrick
Okay, awesome.
48:11 Chad
And our dear listeners-
48:13 Patrick
I usually wrap this up
48:13 Chad
... if you wanna prep for that too, you're welcome to as well. I'll link them both in the show notes. This is basically-
48:18 Patrick
This is awesome
48:19 Chad
... this whole, like, last half of the episode has just literally been a staff meeting where we just talk about like our actual work stuff-
48:25 Patrick
The-
48:25 Chad
... and then record it-
48:26 Patrick
That's correct
48:26 Chad
... and then let everyone hear it, so that's exciting.
48:28 Patrick
Yeah.
48:28 Chad
Maybe we won't do that again-
48:29 Patrick
That is exciting
48:29 Chad
... in the future for a while.
48:31 Patrick
I'm gonna wrap with this. What are you gonna be doing today at 2:30 in the afternoon?
48:36 Chad
I will not be watching the Astros. I will probably still be watching a rewatch of the, uh, Texas OU game.
48:43 Patrick
So just like you say, uh, you know, OU sucks.
48:46 Chad
I don't say that.
48:46 Patrick
It's ten fifty-two, and OU still sucks.
48:48 Chad
I didn't say that.
48:49 Patrick
Okay.
48:49 Chad
I just hint-- I hinted at it.
48:51 Patrick
You hinted at it. Okay.
48:51 Chad
What other people say. Other, lot-- other people are saying, lots of people are saying it. I'm not one of them.
48:57 Patrick
I just want to, I just want OU fans to know that I really want them to win that game, and I'm a, I'm a, uh, Brett Venables fan. So I'm, I'm hoping that he can figure it all out. It, it looks pretty ugly right now, but hopefully he can figure it out. The Astros play today at two thirty. Best record in the American League. Home field advantage in the playoffs.
49:14 Chad
Did I lose you?
49:15 Patrick
We're going to face the Seattle Mariners. Are you ready for another Astros World Series win?
49:23 Chad
I have no idea what you said, but I'm just going to assume it was good radio.
49:30 Patrick
Can you hear me now?
49:31 Chad
I can hear you now. Well, apparently my internet connection isn't stable.
49:34 Patrick
Okay.
49:34 Chad
Um-
49:35 Patrick
Oh, okay, awesome.
49:36 Chad
Okay, well...
49:38 Patrick
Well, I'll let you edit, I'll let you edit that out however you want to edit it out. But at two thirty today, the Astros will be starting their path to another World Series win without trash cans or buzzers. We're getting it done.
49:54 Chad
I-I wish you the best of luck, something I did not wish you on Saturday night.
49:59 Patrick
That is, that is correct. Thank you. Chad made a whole... Chad made one promise to me that he wasn't going to bring up the A&M Alabama game.
50:06 Chad
I didn't make a promise to you.
50:07 Patrick
And he... You waited to-- I, I believe I have a text message that, uh, you know, I'll have to go back and look and see if I can find it. "I won't talk about the Alabama game on the pod," I think is what you said.
50:18 Chad
The one thing that I, I, I shouldn't have-
50:20 Patrick
The play call, man, the play call
50:22 Chad
... I should have waited. So after the game, uh, so Nebraska won, which is Doug's team, uh, Texas won, which is my team, and, um, A&M narrowly, uh, lost a game that they definitely could have won. Um-
50:38 Patrick
Two yards away
50:38 Chad
... and so Doug sends us a text, and he says, "Man, we almost got the trifecta." And I was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, but I got a trifecta today." I was like, "Texas won, Oklahoma lost, and A&M lost." And, uh, I said it this, I said this like maybe two minutes after the game, and, uh, Patrick's reply to me was GFY. And so for all of the, um... Anyone who doesn't know about various internet acronyms, you can Google that and, and kind of figure out what, uh, the mindset-
51:06 Patrick
I was angry. I was angry. I was having a very hard time. Chad got me. It was a raw moment. It was... First off, it was like thirty seconds after the end of the game, right? It was clear to me that everybody was watching the game, as in everybody, like everybody on our Zach team is watching the game, right? It's very clear. Um, and yes, it was brutal, and Chad came back with the trifecta comment and, you know, I let you have it, and you deserved it, and then I went quiet on you because the best thing to do to Chad when he thinks he's offended somebody is to go quiet on him because then he starts to backtrack like he's lost your friendship.
51:46 Chad
I didn't backtrack, but I did apologize.
51:49 Patrick
Like...
51:50 Chad
I tried to empathize with you. I was like, "Man, we lost a close one too on a last-second field goal. Like I, I feel you." And then I was like, "Okay, I'm sorry. I should have waited. This was, I don't know. It was inappropriate." And, and then so he finally came back. He was like, "I just needed my safe space." I just had to go into a room and be quiet.
52:07 Patrick
I did. I needed a little safe space.
52:08 Chad
I need to do my penance. Um-
52:11 Patrick
Yes, I needed, I needed a safe space. I was... I, I don't even really get that emotional about A&M football. Like I'm, I'm a true Aggie. I've been battered for years, right? That was hard for me because I'm an offensive lineman. We're at the two-yard line, and we threw the ball to a corner.
52:29 Chad
Didn't we learn anything from the Seahawks?
52:32 Patrick
It's the two-yard line.
52:33 Chad
When you've got Marshawn Lynch, you run the ball.
52:37 Patrick
And we have A-Chain who, uh, when was the last time A-Chain didn't get three yards of gain? Like I, I mean, really honestly, it's, it's... He, he will be a pro running back. He'll be a first-round draft pick. He's an incredible player, and we didn't hand the ball off to our most incredible player. It kill, it kills me. It kills me, so-
52:58 Chad
Do you feel like-
52:58 Patrick
You got me in my full bitterness. But my Astros play today, and the world is gonna change because we're going to win a World Series.
53:02 Chad
Do you feel like, um, this shows, um, that there is parity between Texas and A&M right now, that we both narrowly lost to Alabama?
53:13 Patrick
I think Texas is a very good football team. I think they're a much better football team with Quinn.
53:17 Chad
You narrowly losing to Alabama despite four turnovers, two missed field goals, and a backup quarterback, and us narrowly losing to Alabama with our backup quarterback against a Heisman winner. Does, does that seem like apples and apples?
53:32 Patrick
You didn't have your backup quarterback the whole game. Timeout. Timeout. You didn't have your quarterback the whole game.
53:36 Chad
Three quarters.
53:36 Patrick
You scored a few touchdowns with the guy who actually mattered, okay? But you put a lot of points on the board with the guy who actually matters, and you didn't put many points on the board afterwards, and you guys kinda are a, a one-trick pony right now. You, you have to admit, you went to Tech and lost because you didn't have Quinn.
53:53 Chad
With our backup.
53:53 Patrick
Like, like I said, the kid's really good. He's a fe-- I told you. Look, text messages, records will back this up. Quinn is really, really good.
54:03 Chad
I think you called him the next Tate Martell.
54:04 Patrick
Really, really, really good. I did when he left Southlake.
54:09 Chad
Mm-hmm.
54:09 Patrick
Right? Because he's a Southlake kid, right? First off, you have to understand, I went to Katy.
54:14 Chad
Oh, everyone knows.
54:14 Patrick
There is no love lost between Katy and Southlake.
54:18 Chad
Everyone knows.
54:18 Patrick
Everyone knows. I've said it 50 times on the podcast. And Chad has said, "You sat the bench," 50 times on the podcast too. So, um, I, I, I-- There's just something about the dying of the blonde hair that gets me. They're a good football program, a good team, but I just can't handle the dying of the hair. Um, all that being said, he's really good, man. Give him some credit. He's, he's very talented. And yes, you guys are a good football team against A&M if you had him. I don't think you could win a game against A&M right now if you didn't have him. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna s- I-- You don't have any offense without him. Like it's nonexistent. To be fair, the Aggie offense has been nonexistent too. Our defense has been really good. But yeah, it is what it is. That was a lot of topic of conversation there. We'll see how much of it makes it in there. It's gonna be like-
55:13 Chad
There's gonna be a note-
55:13 Patrick
The part about Quinn being good.
55:15 Chad
Yeah. There'll be a n- I'm gonna get rid of all the stuff that you said that was pro A&M.
55:19 Patrick
You know, you get all the, all the positive stuff I said about Texas you can throw in there, so.
55:22 Chad
Texas is a good football team. Cut.
55:25 Patrick
Cut.
55:28 Chad
Ladies and gentlemen, when you hold-
55:28 Patrick
All right, so we're gonna, we're gonna wrap there
55:30 Chad
... when you hold the keys to the master track, you can make people say whatever you want them to say. Just remember that.
55:37 Patrick
Correct. Correct. So all right, we're gonna wrap there though. Uh, Chad, it was good to talk to you. We're gonna come back and chat about those other, uh, topics that, uh, that we talked about in, uh, Chuck's podcast. So if you wanna catch that before we have that conversation, uh, go hang out and, and watch or listen to his podcast as well. But other than that, thanks for listening. See you, Chad.
55:55 Chad
See ya.
56:15 Patrick
I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team. I think Texas is a very good football team